I'm back with more eye candy!!
The NBA’s Deadly 9 (Marksmen)
Ok, after watching the NBA Rising Stars & the 3-Point Shootout, I think I've finally arrived at Acceptance Avenue. The NBA is a shooters league now, and it's Not my era anymore. Everyone (shit, feels like everyone) fires three's like there is no tomorrow, and that's what it's going to be for the foreseeable future.... Continue Reading →
Tareau’s Petty List of arguments
We worry so much in life, right? Bills, health insurance, car notes, rent, mortgage, children, etc. Well it's time for some dam comedy. Yes yours truly, the MOST STRAIGHT, PETTIEST MAN aka PETTYKANG is here to help. So check this out. Who doesn't love a good argument? Especially when you are either on the winning... Continue Reading →
Tareau’s top 20 TV theme songs of all time.
Petty king has arrived and is fresh off of beating his coworkers in bowling. Ok truth time I won the 1st game and lost the 2nd game. Enough with that, time to be petty. Dave drops jewels on Funky Fresh Fridays, so I'm feeling left out. With regards to Married With Children, Fresh Prince, Family... Continue Reading →
Top 10+1 Movies of the 90’s
Hello Ladies and Gents. I was on youtube watching all things 90's this week. To be honest, I grew horribly tired of these first "100 days" coverage and need a break. What I did realize, was how great those times were. "Remember those mu%^a F&%kin dances?" That movie didn't make the list, but I will... Continue Reading →
Tareau’s top 10 Afros of all time.
Yes Yes yes the most underrated hairstyle has came back in full force. I am jealous that I lost my hair so here's 10 Afros that I've always admired Honorable Mention: Me circa 2006. 10. Snoop Dogg back in that day. 9. Black Michael Jackson 8. ?uestLove 7. Ben Wallace 6. Dr. J. 5. Esperanza... Continue Reading →
Tareau’s top 10 wrestling moves of all time
Ahhhhh yes. Nothing screams alpha male than watching a whole bunch of half naked, Steroid using, oiled up, men grapple and manhandle each other in a square ring, in front of thousands of people. 😂😂😂😂😂. Hahahahaha. Dam. Yea I said it. But WWF wrestling (WWE now) was really big to me when I was growing... Continue Reading →
Top 10 + 1 Shoe Wishlist 2017
If you know The Dave, then you know I have a thing for shoes. Runs in my blood. It's not many things better than having a collection of shoes to choose from. I love to dress, and shoes are my domain! I put together a list of shoes I plan, or would love to get my... Continue Reading →
Tareau’s top 10 greasiest looking brothas of all time
King Petty Alert. Thats right, I am some ish on this one, so as a disclaimer, if you're not ready please leave. We talkin on this one. Ohhhhhh Yes. Lot of slang so keep up with me people. Greasy, Glistening, Sparkly, Shiny, Slick, Conniving, Dirty, Grimy, etc. You see people these gents take the cake. Just looking "guilty"or looking like "you did it" is enough for me to charge you with excessive greasiness. People who fit this criteria don't know that they are greasy. Hell you... Continue Reading →